My Favourite Christmas Jokes | #Blogmas

Really rubbish , cheesy Christmas jokes inside crackers are one of the best things about Christmas dinner. They always put a smile on people’s faces and of course cause a fair bit of laughter, even if it’s because they are ridiculous! Here are a few of my favourites!

What happens to elves when they behave naughty?

Santa gives them the sack.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A Mince Spy!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

They always drop their needles!

Whats the best Christmas Present?

A broken drum, you can't beat it.

Why did Santa go to the doctor?

Because of his bad "elf"!

Who delivers presents to cats?

Santa Paws!

I hope you had a little chuckle at some of these, I did when writing the post! Do you have a favourite Christmas joke? Let me know in the comments below!


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